Well folks, it’s time for another round of what I like to call: Let’s Laugh at Jenn’s Lack of Grace, Poise, and Anything Attractive…aka blog bloopers. I’ve published my blog bloopers from the start of Honeydew to show you the reality behind my supposed photogenic-ness and to reiterate that neither Kevin and I are experts in photography. And also because I find a lot of joy in spewing self-deprecating remarks (only in the most light-hearted, confident way of course)!
Here are the best of the best unedited blog bloopers from the last couple of months. If you missed the original blog post, just click the title!
Nothing like a ginormous camel toe to compliment a blog post about a great jumpsuit
Woops, I took out the bossy finger
Mid-blink award of the year goes to Jenn
“Ohhh this will be so cute!” I said. Mm hmm.
Direct quote from Kevin: “Don’t look up at the camera like that. You look extremely creepy.”
OH YEAH KEVIN? HOW ABOUT THIS FOR CREEPY?
In theory, this was going to be a cool shot.
Return of the bossy finger? Or testing the direction of the wind? Perhaps hailing a cab? You’ll never know.
Another Kevin quote: “Should you fix your hair? Does it normally do that? It doesn’t normally do that.”
The best angles deserve the best facial expressions
Ahh the serenity of closing your eyes and pulling up your skirt
When jumping/skipping pics fail
The trick to getting beachy waves is as simple as staring angrily into the sun
All hair care brands will want to work with me after seeing this one
…and this one
One of these days, I’ll get a good hair flip pic…ones of these days.
Completely accidental…but kind of cool…but not my style…even though Kev was real excited about this one. Sorry, Kevin!
Just as accidental, but less cool.
Sketchy dark alley? Check. Photo in focus? Check. Oh wait.
I hear if you chant “Jenn Wang” thirteen times at a mirror in the dark you will summon this faceless horror
My submission for blog pose of the year. (It at least a participation award for creativity?)
Nothing like a good ol’ gust of wind to make your stomach look like a satin throw pillow…
…or give you a friggin’ mustache.
Most photographers would stop taking photos when their subject begins to subtly pick her nose…but not Kevin.
I was going for: testing how large I can flare my nostrils while pretending to need dentures
Sneer/snicker/smile combo for the win. And extra points for alliteration.
Definitely no cuteness involved.
Such a shame to waste great lighting on a nose scratch
I hope my blog bloopers could add some smiles to your holiday cheer! Have a wonderful wonderful week!