This is no April Fool’s joke. I am in fact, uploading photography mistakes, unflattering pictures, and blog fails for you all to laugh at me. My boyfriend, Kevin (or indentured blog servant, as he calls himself) and I are still brand new to blogging and photography and I figure we might as well laugh at all the failures along the way. And why not share them with the world, so you all can laugh along with me?
As always, these photos are all completely unedited. No cropping, no lighting changes, no color edits – NOTHING. Have fun scrolling and reading! 🙂
Photos taken for Bon Voyage!
Because nothing works better to charm my blog readers than a lipless, squinty, tongue-frown.
Pause the photo shoot, my eye is itchy.
Wait, why are you still taking pictures, Kevin? And why did you zoom in?
STOP, KEVIN, STOP.
Going for a sexy non-smiling shot here which undoubtedly did NOT work and looks oddly ape-like. Stick to the smile, Jenn. Also, say hello to Kevin’s crouching reflection.
Excuse me, I’m a fashion blogger. Hair flip.
No doubt daydreaming about tacos, pizza, and ice cream mid-photo shoot. Typical.
No face at all is better than showing an ugly face. I think the wind was trying to tell me something here.
Photos taken for Back to Basics
I am a turtle about to hide in my cardigan shell.
Snootily pulling up my pants since day one.
Sometimes the world looks better with my eyes only half open.
And sometimes it’s just better to see the world with my eyes completely closed.
I don’t wanna be a chicken, I don’t wanna be a duck….posing is hard, people.
When someone walks by with a cigarette
Photos taken for Vietnam Adventures: Halong Bay
If you’ve seen my other blooper posts before, you know I have a talent for making this face. Bravo, Jenn.
Kevin, why are your feet in this shot and WHY are your toes curled like that?! Grossed out and laughing all at the same time.
When you’re so concentrated on not dropping your phone in the water that you take around ten of these accidental selfies.
Sorry, Kev…your toes AND your face made it into this month’s bloopers.
Photos taken for Thailand Adventures: Phuket
Can’t tell which way my head is actually facing? Me neither.
Brb. Laying an egg.
Nom nom nom. Yummy hair.
You guys. I don’t know.
One cannot be held accountable for a dysfunction while on vacation
Not really sure how people take the beautiful, hair in the wind, running beach pictures.
Because Kevin and I sure don’t know how to.
Do we blame the photographer or the model?
Let’s say it’s the photographer’s fault.
This is me yelling at Kevin for failing to make me look like a hot beach girl while running.
When you’re so excited to ride an elephant but don’t know how to show it
So the most logical thing to do is take your shirt off and swing it around